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Title: The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Aliens (And Ancient Devices And That Damn Athosian Hooch) Made Them Do It
Pairing: McShep
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Stumbling, drooling, clear green eyes and. Um. Tentacles.
Word count: Just over 5300.
Disclaimer: The Stargate universe and characters do not belong to me. The title does not belong to me, as it is a parody of a fabulous children's book. Even the cliches don't belong to me. It's basically just the dialogue. And the sex.
Thank you
inthewall for cheerleading and beta. Feedback and criticism is very much appreciated, as I'm still trying to find my footing in the fanfic writing scene. Minor spoilers for Duet and season 2 casting, if there's someone out there who doesn't know Ronon exists.
( 'So, you and Sheppard,' Ronon says. 'What?' Rodney says. )
Pairing: McShep
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Stumbling, drooling, clear green eyes and. Um. Tentacles.
Word count: Just over 5300.
Disclaimer: The Stargate universe and characters do not belong to me. The title does not belong to me, as it is a parody of a fabulous children's book. Even the cliches don't belong to me. It's basically just the dialogue. And the sex.
Thank you
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( 'So, you and Sheppard,' Ronon says. 'What?' Rodney says. )